People Think I'm A Simpsons Character.

My Goal Is Simple. It Is A Complete Understanding Of The Universe, Why It Is As It Is And Why It Exists At All.

If Human Life Were Long Enough To Find The Ultimate Theory, Everything Would Have Been Solved By Previous Generations. Nothing Would Be Left To Be Discovered.

Scientific Discovery May Not Be Better Than Sex, But The Satisfaction Lasts Longer.

If I Knew What Was Going To Happen In Ten Years I Would Do It Now. I Just Follow My Nose.

We Think We Have Solved The Mystery Of Creation. Maybe We Should Patent The Universe And Charge Everyone Royalties For Their Existence.