People See Me Laughing And Telling Jokes,

It's Really Unimaginable That I Could Start Where I Was And Get Here Today.

Procrastinatio N Will Delay Your Change!!! Today Is A Very Good Day To Change; Don't Let You Stop Yourself From Growing!

I'm A Comedian First. I've Learned How To Act. I Just Draw On Life Experiences And That's How I've Learned. I Didn't Take Classes Or Anything. I Don't Need No Classroom.

If I Were An Animal, I'd Probably Be A Bald Eagle, Since I'm Already Bald And I Love To Fish. But I'd Probably Be A Shaky-ass Eagle Because I'm Afraid Of Flying.

Tv Is A Different Animal. I Belong On That Little Screen. The Big Silver Screen, Not So Much, 'cause I've Seen My Face Up Close When It's 25-feet Tall. I'm Okay As Long As You Keep Me In That Little Box.