People Make A Lot Of Jokes About

I Act For Free, But I Demand A Huge Salary As Compensation For All The Annoyance Of Being A Public Personality. In That Sense, I Earn Every Dime I Make.

I Still Think People Will Find Out That I’m Really Not Very Talented. I’m Really Not Very Good. It’s All Been A Big Sham.

And I'm A Really Happy Person, I Enjoy Life. I Think You See That On People. I Think There's Nothing More Aging Than Misery.

I Have Days When I Just Feel I Look Like A Dog.

You Know What I'd Like To Do? I'd Like To Play A Bag Lady.