People Love To See People Fall.

I Thought Eventually I'd Have A Family And I Really Didn't Want To Be A Loser Like That Guy In His 40s Still Shopping His Band's Shitty Demo Tapes Around.

You Do What You're Supposed To Do, But You Have To Be Honest About What They're Doing. When You Do A Comedy Show On A Network The Problem Is There Are Going To Be A Bunch Of People Who Aren't Comedians That Are Going To Tell You What's Funny.

So Many Times I've Done A Cd, And Then The Week After I Record It, I've Got This New Tagline That's Killer. And It Makes The Whole Bit Better. It Happens All The Time. But That's Just The Process Of Comedy.

I Was Like, "this Is A New Thing That The Gay People Have Decided? That's The Gayest Thing I've Ever Heard In My Life." You Can't Do That. You Can't Decide That A Word Is Forbidden Now Collectively Amongst Your Group Of Human Beings, That The Word Is A Slanderous Evil Nasty Word About Homosexuals. It's Not, The Word Doesn't Mean That. And Sometimes It's A Good Word To Use In Comedy. That's What Your Friend Has To Realize When He's At A Bar Just Yelling Out The Word.

Sometimes Faggot Is The Right Word. There's A Trend In This Country To Avoid Words: "we Can't Say That One Anymore It's Offensive."