People Have Grown Fond Of Me, Like

"isn't It Fun Getting Older?" Is Really A Terrible Fallacy. That's Like Saying I Prefer Driving An Old Car With A Flat Tire.

I Was Born Lucky, And I Have Lived Lucky. What I Had Was Used. What I Still Have Is Being Used. Lucky.

When A Man Says He Likes A Woman In A Skirt, I Tell Him To Try One.

Show Me An Actress Who Isn't A Personality And I'll Show You A Woman Who Isn't A Star.

It's A Bore - B-o-r-e - When You Find You've Begun To Rot.