People Have A Constitutional Right To Burn

Before I Became Governor Of The Great State Of Alaska, I Was Mayor Of My Hometown. And Since Our Opponents In This Presidential Election Seem To Look Down On That Experience, Let Me Explain To Them What The Job Involves. I Guess A Small-town Mayor Is Sort Of Like A 'community Organizer,' Except That You Have Actual Responsibilities.

I Cannot Wait To Go Get My Fried Butter On A Stick, And Fried Cheesecake On A Stick And...twinkies, Especially In Honor Of Those Who Would Rather Just Be Forced To Eat Our Peas.

The News Makes Me Sad, So I Don't Watch It.

Oil And Coal? Of Course, It's A Fungible Commodity And They Don't Flag, You Know, The Molecules, Where It's Going And Where It's Not [...]. So, I Believe That What Congress Is Going To Do, Also, Is Not To Allow The Export Bans To Such A Degree That It's Americans That Get Stuck To Holding The Bag Without The Energy Source That Is Produced Here, Pumped Here.

We Tend To Prefer Candidates That Don't Talk About Us One Way In Scranton And Another Way In San Francisco.