People Drain Me, Even The Closest Of

The First Thing You Lose On A Diet Is Brain Mass.

I Think Reality Television Is Such A Special Talent.

Comedy Is A Noble Art. And Every Comedian Who Does Anything Is Serving A Noble Purpose.

We Must Know Who We Are, So We Can Know What We Want, So We Don't End Up Wanting The Wrong Thing And Get It And Realize We Don't Want It, Because By Then It's Too Late. We Are Powerful Enough That We Can Manifest Anything Into Our Lives. To Use This Power With Great Care And Love Is The Secret To Living A Happy Life.

I Just Think Women Are Funnier Than Men.