People Do Bad Things In Their Lives.

I'm The Most Out-of-work Actor I Know. In The Last Two Years I've Basically Taken Meetings For A Living.

I Don't Even Know How To Define Myself. I'm A Person Who Writes. It's Something I Enjoy, And Hopefully People Enjoy It As Well.

I Can Go To Any Restaurant Without A Reservation, But While I'm There, Everyone's Gonna Be Staring.

I Am A Collection Of Thoughts And Memories And Likes And Dislikes. I Am The Things That Have Happened To Me And The Sum Of Everything I've Ever Done. I Am The Clothes I Wear On My Back. I Am Every Place And Every Person And Every Object I Have Ever Come Across. I Am A Bag Of Bones Stuck To A Very Large Rock Spinning A Thousand Miles An Hour.

I'm Doing Naughty Things, I'm Drinking Too Much, I'm Going To Clubs. It Really Didn't Matter To Me, Other Than The Fact That Some Parents Wouldn't Let Their Kids Hang Out With Me.