People Criticize A Woman For Everything -

It's Not The Most Normal Life In The World, But I Screw Up Plenty Of Times To Be A Normal Teenager.

I Was Never Raised To Think That I Was Pretty. It's Not That I Was Raised To Think I Was Unattractive, But It Was Just Never Something That Was Pointed Out To Me By My Family. They Would Point Out Personality Traits — 'our Daughter Is Really Quirky' — Versus What I Look Like, Because Inevitably, Looks Go, So It Makes No Difference.

I Didn't Get The Russian Jew Part Because They Didn't Think I Looked Russian Or Jewish Enough - And, Mind You, I Am Both Russian And Jewish - So I Was Cast As The Racist Mexican.

I'm Not Out There Screaming That Women Are Drinking Bourbon, But I Think It's A Great Beverage As An Option. I've Got Nothing Against Drinking A Cosmo Or Martini. It's Not Like One Is Judging The Other. It's Just Delicious And Slow And Steady, And There's Something About Sipping A Bourbon That To Me Is Very Relaxing.

Chivalry Is Not Dead And You Should Be A Gentleman. But If You Are Going To Buy A Girl A Drink, Buy It. Don't Just Offer It. Follow Through.