People Ask For Criticism, But They Only

Usage Is The Only Test. I Prefer A Phrase That Is Easy And Unaffected To A Phrase That Is Grammatical.

I Made Up My Mind Long Ago That Life Was Too Short To Do Anything For Myself That I Could Pay Others To Do For Me.

The Great American Novel Has Not Only Already Been Written, It Has Already Been Rejected.

Old Age Is Ready To Undertake Tasks That Youth Shirked Because They Would Take Too Long.

The Humorist Has A Good Eye For The Humbug; He Does Not Always Recognize The Saint.