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If I Could, I Would Live In Houston, And I Would Encourage Any Comic Starting Out Looking For A Good Place To Develop To Move There.

We Have To Start Treating Each Other As If We Are Treating Ourselves Living Another Life.

There's A Very Famous Miyamoto Musashi Quote. "once You Understand The Way Broadly, You Can See It In All Things." The Idea Is Once You Understand What Excellence Is All About, Whether It's In Painting, Or Carpentry Or Martial Arts, That You See How That Excellence Manifests Itself In Any Discipline. I Think That All The Different Things That I Do Enhance All The Other Things That I Do.

I Thought Eventually I'd Have A Family And I Really Didn't Want To Be A Loser Like That Guy In His 40s Still Shopping His Band's Shitty Demo Tapes Around.

I Talk So Much About Sex That Girls Just Want To Meet Me.