People Are As Happy As They Choose

The Only Real Mistake Is The One From Which We Learn Nothing.

The Average Man Won't Really Do A Day's Work Unless He Is Caught And Cannot Get Out Of It. There Is Plenty Of Work To Do If People Would Do It.

The Government Is A Servant And Never Should Be Anything But A Servant. The Moment The People Become Adjuncts To Government, Then The Law Of Retribution Begins To Work, For Such A Relation Is Unnatural, Immoral, And Inhuman.

New York Is A Different Country. Maybe It Ought To Have A Separate Government. Everybody Thinks Differently, They Just Don't Know What The Hell The Rest Of The United States Is.

When I Can't Handle Events, I Let Them Handle Themselves.