I'm Fast, Why? Because I Eat Vegetables.

I've Had My Ups And Downs. My Fair Share Of Bumpy Roads And Heavy Winds. That's What Made Me What I Am Today.

Showing Myself Nude From Behind Doesn't Pose Any Problems, But From The Front That's Another Story. I Don't Want To Lose All My Fans!

I Love Karate, It's Like A Bible To Me. But Deep Inside I'm So I Mean, I'm So Sensitive.

I've Become 40, My Audience Is Partly The Same Age.

••when I Walk Across My Living Room From My Chimney To My Window, It Takes Me 10 Seconds, But For A Bird It Takes One Second, And For Oxygen Zero Seconds!