Pedantry Is Paraded Knowledge.

The Secret Of Forgiving Everything Is To Understand Nothing.

Never Run Into Debt, Not If You Can Find Anything Else To Run Into.

I Hold That A Man Has As Much Right To Spell A Word As It Is Pronounced As He Has To Pronounce It The Way It Ain't Spelled.

As Long As We Are Lucky We Attribute It To Our Smartness; Our Bad Luck We Give The Gods Credit For.

The Nearest We Can Come To) Perfect Happiness Is To Cheat Ourselves With The Belief That We Have Got It.