Pattycake, Pattycake, Baker's Man; Good Morning, Madam,

I Got Locked Into A Tradition [at Cambridge] Of Doing Comedy.

Sticks And Stones May Break My Bones, But Words Will Make Me Go In A Corner And Cry By Myself For Hours.

Of The Sparkling Wines, The Most Famous Is Perth Pink. This Is A Bottle With A Message In, And The Message Is "beware". This Is Not A Wine For Drinking; This Is A Wine For Laying Down And Avoiding.

I've Got Soggy Thighs. It Must Be Dinner Time.

Life Has A Very Simple Plot: First You're Here And Then You're Not.