Pattycake, Pattycake, Baker's Man; Good Morning, Madam,

Executives Do Not On The Whole Do Well With Comedy. They Can't Understand It, They Can't Read It, They Can't Spot It.

We Destroy Icons - That's What We Do.

You Could Write A Joke In The Pub At Lunchtime And Watch It Performed On Television That Evening.

I Never Think In Terms Of Target Audience. I Try To Write What Makes Me Laugh, So I'm The Target Audience. I Guess I Just Hope There's Another Person In America Like Me.

Bear In Mind The Simple Rule, X Squared To The Power Of Two Minus Five Over The Seven Point Eight Three Times Nineteen Is Approximately Equal To The Cube Root Of Mcc Squared Divided By X Minus A Quarter Of A Third Percent. Keep That In Mind, And You Can't Go Very Far Wrong.