Pat Buchanan Is So Homo-phobic, He Blames

There's No More Delicious Irony On The Face Of The Earth Than Environmental Protesters Being Led Away In Plastic Handcuffs That Have A Biodegradability Horizon Line Of, Like, 40,000 Years.

How Do We Know For Sure That No Two Snowflakes Are The Same - We Haven't Got Anybody Watching.

That Punt Was Higher Than Marion Berry On A Fact-finding Tour Of Cartagena.

Bill Gates Is Just A Monocle And A Persian Cat Away From Being One Of The Bad Guys In A James Bond Movie.

Other Than The Bombs They Strap To Their Chests, Ive Got No Idea What Makes The Palestinians Tick.