Parents Are Not Interested In Justice, They're

I Often Try To Tell Kids To Think About All The People Who Love You, Don't Cry Over The One Person Who Doesn't.

I Don't Wear No Condom And I Don't Plan For No Kids.

Through Humor, You Can Soften Some Of The Worst Blows That Life Delivers. And Once You Find Laughter, No Matter How Painful Your Situation Might Be, You Can Survive It.

The Only Thing That You Can Get Into Without A Lot Of Trouble Is A Lot Of Trouble.

Nothing I've Ever Done Has Given Me More Joys And Rewards Than Being A Father To My Children.