Parades Should Be Classed As A Nuisance

There Have Been Three Great Inventions Since The Beginning Of Time: Fire, The Wheel, And Central Banking.

Of Course Nothing Is Ever Done About A [presidential] Commission Report, Except, They Say, Once A Man At The State Prison For The Criminally Insane Actually Read One Once Clear Through. Then He Did Something About It. He Made A Bonfire That Lasted A Week.

There Is A Hundred Things To Single You Out For Promotion In Party Politics Besides Ability.

Everybody Is Ignorant, Only On Different Subjects.

Every Harvard Class Should Have One Democrat To Rescue It From Oblivion.