Pantomime, N. A Play In Which The

Happiness: An Agreeable Sensation Arising From Contemplating The Misery Of Another.

Decalogue, N. A Series Of Commandments, Ten In Number - Just Enough To Permit An Intelligent Selection For Observance, But Not Enough To Embarrass The Choice.

A Less Popular Name For The Second Person Of That Delectable Newspaper Trinity, The Roomer, The Bedder, And The Mealer.

An Egotist Is A Person Of Low Taste - More Interested In Himself Than In Me.

Opiate, N. An Unlocked Door In The Prison Of Identity. It Leads Into The Jail Yard.