Pain Makes Hens And Poets Cackle.

The Surest Aid In Combating The Male's Disease Of Self-contempt Is To Be Loved By A Clever Woman.

Christianity Is Called The Religion Of Pity.

Not Joy Is The Mother Of Dissipation, But Joylessness.

Only Idiots Fail To Contradict Themselves Three Times A Day.

Ah, Women. They Make The Highs Higher And The Lows More Frequent.