Pain Isn't Always The Enemy.

If You Don't Like My Book, Write Your Own. If You Don't Think You Can Write A Novel, That Ought To Tell You Something. If You Think You Can, Do. No Excuses. If You Still Don't Like My Novel, Find A Book You Do Like. Life Is Too Short To Be Miserable. If You Do Like My Novels, I Commend Your Good Taste.

While Cats Can Be Infuriating, Little Old Women In Fur Coats, They Make Me Laugh. Of Course, Dogs, Horses And My Highly Social Chickens Are Dear To Me, Too.

Hollywood Called Just As I Crested Thirty. My Novels Did Not And Still Do Not Interest Them, But My Writing Ability Did.

Writers Will Happen In The Best Of Families.

Leroy Bet Me I Couldn't Find A Pot Of Gold At The End, And I Told Him That Was A Stupid Bet Because The Rainbow Was Enough.