Over What Guilty Spirit To Not Hear

You Won't See My Parents Honored On Any Stamps.

What I Really Love Is My Scotch. It's The Power, The Power Of Positive Drinking.

The Gay People Know Where I'm At. Straight People May Not Know Where I'm At, But They Find It Kind Of Interesting When They Show Up And See What Is Sitting Around Them.

How Could You Even Dream Or Think Something Of Someone Who Is As Uncommercial As I Am?

I'd Breed A Little Liberal Army In The Wood, Just Like These Redneck Lunatics I See At The Local Bar With Their Tribe Of Mutant Inbred Piglets.