Over The Last Couple Of Years I

Over The Last Couple Of Years I Have Gotten An Average Of 2,000 Letters A Week From Fans.

Life Is Cruel. Why Should The Afterlife Be Any Different? I Offer You A Choice. Join My Crew...and Postpone The Judgment. One Hundred Years Before The Mast. Will Ye Serve?

My Wife Says When I Go Out To The Refrigerator, I Do Three Minutes (entertaining) When The Light Goes On!

The Racing Bug Is Never Going To Go Away. It's Like The Mafia.

I Like Tall Girls Because I Like Someone To Look Up To.