Over Half The World Menstruates At One

As A Comedian You Are Making Yourself Vulnerable In Order To Make Others Happy.

Comedy Is A Noble Art. And Every Comedian Who Does Anything Is Serving A Noble Purpose.

Why Can't All Different Types Of Women Be Considered Beautiful? Why Can't We Can't We All Be Considered Possible Love Interests?

My Parents Are Very Funny When They Have To Deal With Anything Racy Or Off-color. They Usually Pretend They Don't Speak English.

Comedy Is The Only Weapon I Have To Battle Totalitarianism.