Our Marriage Works Because We Each Carry

I Have Taken Roads That I Wished I Had Not Traveled On. And I'm Traveling On Some Pretty Exciting Ones, Too. Just Hope When You Get To That Great Racetrack In The Sky, That The Balance Will Tip Slightly Into Those Things That You'd Be Proud Of.

We Are Such Spendthrifts With Our Lives, The Trick Of Living Is To Slip On And Off The Planet With The Least Fuss You Can Muster. I’m Not Running For Sainthood. I Just Happen To Think That In Life We Need To Be A Little Like The Farmer, Who Puts Back Into The Soil What He Takes Out.

I Check My Pulse And If I Can Find It, I Know I've Got A Chance

Make Sure You Live Life, Which Means Don't Do Things Where You Court Celebrity, And Give Something Positive Back To Our Society.

For Those Of You Who Like To Scarf Your Popcorn In The Sack, The Good News Is That Newman's Own Contains An Aphrodisiac.