Our Love Is Like A Red, Red

I Think Obsessions Happen Because You're Trying To Understand Something Or Some Urge.

Comedy Started Out As My Hobby And Then It Became My Profession. It's Like Being On Call All The Time, Like Having A Built-in Beeper. You Can't Just Leave The Office And Relax Because You Never Know When You'll Think Of Something Funny.

One Man's Toxic Waste Is Another Man's Potpourri.

Be Grateful. Find Something To Be Grateful For. Don't Do Too Many Things That Make You Feel Like You Deserve To Lose Because We Do Program Our Own Computers. I Believe There Is A Plus And A Minus Column And If You End Up On The Minus Column, Your Own Conscience Will Make You Lose.

Life Opens Up Opportunities To You, And You Either Take Them Or You Stay Afraid Of Taking Them.