Our Finest Flowers Are Often Weeds Transplanted.

I Believe It Is Possible That I Shall Make Other Creeds, And Change This One, Or Add To It, From Time To Time, As New Light May Come To Me.

Most Reformers Wore Rubber Boots And Stood On Glass When God Sent A Current Of Commonsense Through The Universe.

Football: A Sport That Bears The Same Relation To Education That Bullfighting Does To Agriculture.

Make Two Grins Grow Where There Was Only A Grouch Before.

I Have Noticed That Youngsters Given To The Climbing Habit Usually Do Something When They Grow Up