Our Comedies Are Not To Be Laughed

Chaplin Is No Business Man - All He Knows Is That He Can't Take Anything Less.

We Want A Story That Starts Out With An Earthquake And Works Its Way Up To A Climax.

I'll Take Fifty Percent Efficiency To Get One Hundred Percent Loyalty.

Let's Bring It Up To Date With Some Snappy Nineteenth Century Dialogue.

Spare No Expense To Make Everything As Economical As Possible.