Originality Is Only Variation.

Suffer Fools Gladly; They May Be Right.

History Proves There Is No Better Advertisement For A Book Than To Condemn It For Obscenity.

Don't Try To Convert The Elderly Person; Circumvent Him.

The Time To Read Is Any Time: No Apparatus, No Appointment Of Time And Place, Is Necessary. It Is The Only Art Which Can Be Practiced At Any Hour Of The Day Or Night, Whenever The Time And Inclination Comes, That Is Your Time For Reading; In Joy Or Sorrow, Health Or Illness.

Beware Of Your Habits. The Better They Are The More Surely They Will Be Your Undoing.