Opportunity May Knock, But It Seldom Nags.

The First Amendment Ensures Not That Speech Will Be Fair, But That It Will Be Free. It Cannot Be Both.

I Hate Vacations. There's Nothing To Do.

Show Business Is And Has Always Been A Depraved Carnival.

If You Find That A Point Cannot Be Made Without Narration, It Is Virtually Certain That The Point Is Unimportant To The Story (which Is To Say, To The Audience).

The Founders Recognized That Government Is Quite Literally A Necessary Evil, That There Must Be Opposition, Between Its Various Branches, And Between Political Parties, For These Are The Only Ways To Temper The Individual's Greed For Power And The Electorates' Desires For Peace By Submission To Coercion Or Blandishment.