Opportunity Knocks Once At Every Man's Door

I Am Thoroughly Tired Of The Fable Style Of Narrative And Shall Do My Best To Get Up Something Entirely Different And Possibly Little More Worthy.

Be It Ever So Humble, There's No Place Like Home When It Comes To Wearing What You Like.

One Man's Poison Ivy Is Another Fellow's Spinach.

The Shorter The Hours, The Larger The Income. Don't Get Into The Habit Of Putting In Long Hours Or You May Be Set Down Into A Permanent Subordinate Position.

If You Have To Be Burned At The Stake, Be A Good Fellow And Collect Your Own Fire-wood.