Opinions Are Like Assholes, Everyone Has One.

If You Start Planning Too Far Ahead, The Next Thing You Know You Forget You're Living Today

I Have A Daughter And She's The Greatest Thing That Ever Happened To Me. She Gives Me A Good Excuse To Watch Cartoons.

It's No Use Analyzing Your Life The Whole Time. Those Analyses Won't Help You When You're Dead

All My Religious Beliefs Are Based On Star Wars.

Be Yourself. Unless You Have The Option To Be Batman, Then Always Be Batman.