Open Your Mind Before Your Mouth

If I Get Clear Of My Debts, I Care Not Though Men Call Me Bold, Glib Of Tongue, Audacious, Impudent, Shameless, A Fabricator Of Falsehoods, Inventor Of Words, Practised In Lawsuits, A Pettifogger, A Rattle, A Fox, A Sharper, A Knave, A Dissembler, A Slippery Fellow, An Imposter, A Rogue That Deserves The Cat-o-nine-tails, A Blackguard, A Twister, A Licker-up Of Hashes; They Call All This When They Meet Me, If They Please, I Care Not.

This Is What Extremely Grieves Us, That A Man Who Never Fought Should Contrive Our Fees To Pilfer, On Who For His Native Land Never To This Day Had Oar, Or Lance, Or Blister In His Hand.

Do You Dare To Accuse Wine Of Clouding The Reason? Quote Me More Marvelous Effects Than Those Of Wine. Look! When A Man Drinks, He Is Rich, Everything He Touches Succeeds, He Gains Lawsuits, Is Happy And Helps His Friends. Come, Bring Hither Quick A Flagon Of Wine, That I May Soak My Brain And Get An Ingenious Idea.

There Is No Honest Man! Not One, That Can Resist The Attraction Of Gold!

There's No Art Where There's No Fee.