Only The Mediocre Are Always At Their

To Have Money Is To Be Virtuous, Honest, Beautiful And Witty And To Be Without Is To Be Ugly And Boring And Stupid And Useless.

Who Would Prefer Peace To The Glory Of Hunger And Thirst, Of Wading Through Mud, And Dying In The Service Of One's Country?

Oh God, If You Want Women To Never Again Raise Their Voices, Then Create An Adult Man!

I Believe In The Gods; Or Rather I Believe That I Believe In The Gods. But I Don't Believe That They Are Great Brooding Presences Watching Over Us; I Believe They Are Completely Absent Minded.

A Golf Course Is The Epitome Of All That Is Purely Transitory In The Universe, A Space Not To Dwell In, But To Get Over As Quickly As Possible.