Only The Insane Take Themselves Seriously.

To Give And Then Not Feel That One Has Given Is The Very Best Of All Ways Of Giving.

Good Sense About Trivialities Is Better Than Nonsense About Things That Matter.

Golf: The Most ... Perfect Expression Of National Stupidity.

She Was One Of Those People Who Said I Don't Know Anything About Music, But I Know What I Like.

I Believe The Twenty-four Hour Day Has Come To Stay.