Only On Paper Has Humanity Yet Achieved

Experience Fails To Teach Where There Is No Desire To Learn.

Only In The Problem Play Is There Any Real Drama, Because Drama Is No Mere Setting Up Of The Camera To Nature: It Is The Presentation In Parable Of The Conflict Between Man's Will And His Environment: In A Word, Of Problem.

Disobedience, The Rarest And Most Courageous Of The Virtues, Is Seldom Distinguished From Neglect, The Laziest And Commonest Of The Vices.

Both Optimists And Pessimists Contribute To Society. The Optimist Invents The Aeroplane, The Pessimist The Parachute.

You Practically Do Not Use Semicolons At All. This Is A Symptom Of Mental Defectiveness, Probably Induced By Camp Life.