Only Dumb People Are Happy.

I'll Always Prefer To Play With Women And Hang Out With Women, And I'll Always Be A Feminist.

But Let Me Tell You Something. Gloria Steinem Never Helped Me Out; Larry Flynt Did.

So, I Gained A Little..weight, .. Big Deal. Clean And Sober.

I Like All The Angels Around Because They Protect Me And My Daughter. I Mean, Her Dad's An Angel.

No Guy Is Worth Your Tears, But When You Find That One That Could Be Worth It, He Shouldn't Make You Cry.