Only Death Rescues Us From Dying.

The Sewing Machine Joins What The Scissors Have Cut Asunder, Plus Whatever Else Comes In Its Path.

Lovers Remain In The Dark, Working Hard To Keep Out Daylight.

Preserving Tradition Has Become A Nice Hobby, Like Stamp Collecting.

Inevitably, Almost Everything We Say Is Either Quotation Or Paraphrase.

Promiscuity: Optimism, Free Enterprise, Mobility--the American Dream.