Only Dead Fish Swim With The Stream

Pitching Was About Fooling People, Manipulating Them, Making Them Believe In Something That Ultimately Wasn't There. Great Pitching Was Great Lying.

We Tried To Do The News Without Frills, Without Fluffy Hairdos, Without Graphics. It Does Say Something About Our Business That Is Not Very Pretty. It Didn't Matter How Good The Show Was. What Counted Was Money.

I Have Always Felt That Laughter In The Face Of Reality Is Probably The Finest Sound There Is And Will Last Until The Day When The Game Is Called On Account Of Darkness. In This World, A Good Time To Laugh Is Any Time You Can.

Dreck Is Dreck And No Amount Of Fancy Polish Is Going To Make It Anything Else.

A Few Weeks After My Surgery, I Went Out To Play Catch With My Golden Retriever. When I Bent Over To Pick Up The Ball, My Prosthesis Fell Out. The Dog Snatched It, And I Found Myself Chasing Him Down The Road Yelling "hey, Come Back Here With My Breast!"