Onions And Bacon Cooking Up Just Makes

The First Thing I Did Was Give Up Sweet Tea Because I Drank So Much. I'd Start Drinking At Lunchtime And Wouldn't Set It Down Until I Went To Bed. When You Calculate How Much Empty Calories And How Much Sugar I Was Consuming, It Was Staggering. So I Haven't Had A Glass Of Sweet Tea In Three Years.

You Know, Nobody Can Ever Cook As Good As Your Mama.

I Will Never Use A Substitute For Butter. Margarine Is One Molecule Away From Eating Plastic.

Onions And Bacon Cooking Up Just Makes Your Kitchen Smell So Good. In Fact, One Day I'm Going To Come Up With A Room Deodorizer That Smells Like Bacon And Onions. It's A Fabulous Smell.

Well What I Would Really Like Is A Bunch Of Little N***ers To Wear Long-sleeve White Shirts, Black Shorts And Black Bow Ties. You Know, In The Shirley Temple Days, They Used To Tap Dance Around. Now, That Would Be A True Southern Wedding Wouldn't It? But We Can't Do That Because The Media Would Be On Me About That.