One Thing Is Certain, You Can't Shake

My Long Hair Just Can't Cover Up My Redneck.

All Men Are Created Equal, It Is Only Men Themselves Who Place Themselves Above Equality.

I've Written Songs About Things That Nobody Else Has Ever Written About.

Now I Lay Me Down To Cheat On The Woman I Love So, And If I Die Between These Sheets I Pray To God She'll Never Know.

Marty Robbins Once Sang You Give Me A Mountain, I've Been Given A Few Mountains In My Life