One Thing I'm Afraid Of Is Not

Oh Great, Socks. You Know I'm Dying For Your Sins Right? Yeah, But Thanks For The Socks! They'll Go Great With My Sandals. What Am I, German?

Whenever You Correct Someone's Grammar Just Remember That Nobody Likes You.

"i Got Up Early Because I Wanted To." - Nobody

My Goal In Life Is To Be As Happy As A Studio Audience.

It Doesn't Matter If You're Religious Or Not. Does Anything Make You Feel More Uncomfortable Than Some Stranger Going, I'd Like To Talk To You About Jesus?