One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor.

The Future Will Soon Be A Thing Of The Past.

At Best, God Can Be Viewed As Nothing More Than An Uncaring Incompetent Father-figure

Life Is Sacred? Who Said So, God? Hey, If You Read History You'll Realize That God Is One Of The Leading Causes Of Death...has Been For Thousands Of Years. Hindus, Muslims, Christians, Jews, All Taking Turns Killing Each Other Because God Told Them It Was A Good Idea.

I Literally Didn't Know My Father. My Mother Had Been A Secretary, And After She And My Father Split, She Went Back To Work For An Advertising Executive. So My Older Brother And I Were "latch-door Kids." We Went Home For Lunch And After School By Ourselves.

If One Synchronized Swimmer Drowns, Do The Rest Drown Too?