One Should Aim Not At Being Possible

Write Quickly And You Will Never Write Well; Write Well, And You Will Soon Write Quickly.

Sayings Designed To Raise A Laugh Are Generally Untrue And Never Complimentary. Laughter Is Never Far Removed From Derision.

Conscience Is A Thousand Witnesses.

To Swear, Except When Necessary, Is Becoming To An Honorable Man. [lat., In Totum Jurare, Nisi Ubi Necesse Est, Gravi Viro Parum Convenit.]

It Is Fitting That A Liar Should Be A Man Of Good Memory.