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The Devil Is An Optimist If He Thinks He Can Make People Worse Than They Are.

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Experiences Are Savings Which A Miser Puts Aside. Wisdom Is An Inheritance Which A Wastrel Cannot Exhaust.

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The Agitator Seizes The Word. The Artist Is Seized By It.