One Of The Great Things With Comedy

We Should Vote For The Welfare Of The Country, Not For The Welfare Of The Party.

I've Had Such A Great Time, I'd Like To Come Back As Me - And Do It All Over Again.

The Greatest Luxury Is Not Driving. I Didn't Own A Car Until I Was 30, And That Was A Rolls-royce, So It Was Cheaper To Insure A Chauffeur. I Never Want To Drive Again. My Mind Is Always On Other Things. I Hate Parking, And I'm Very Short-tempered And Would Get Road Rage, I'm Sure.

Save Your Money. You're Going To Need Twice As Much Money In Your Old Age As You Think.

I Enjoy Making People Laugh. The Trick Is To Tell Them Jokes Against Yourself. If You Praise Yourself, Your Stories Aren't Funny.