One Of The First Things I Bought

I Used To Think That Communing With Nature Was A Healing, Positive Thing. Now, I Think I'd Like To Commune With Other Things - Like Room Service And Temperature Control.

I Have Five Kids From Three Marriages. I Come From A Trailer Park. My Sister And Brother Are Both Gay. I Have Multiple Personalities.

In Order To Be Able To Write A Good Joke, You Have To Find The Truth.

I Have Great Parents, And They Both Taught Me Great Things, But My Formative Years Were Boundaryless.

When I Was Little, That Was One Thing That I Was Told In A Vision: I Was Going To Have My Own Show When I Grew Up. And It's Going To Be Funny.