One Of My Rules Is: Never Listen

I Never Liked The Beatles. I Thought They Were Garbage.

I've Made Love To My Mother, Killed My Father, And My Brother. What Am I To Do?

What I Really Love Is My Scotch. It's The Power, The Power Of Positive Drinking.

Music Is An Amazing Thing. I Don't Know If We Really Think About It The Same Way We Consider A Painting An Amazing Thing. I Mean, A Painting Is, In Quotes, Imaginary. There Is Nothing On The Canvas When You Start; And Writing A Song, There Is Nothing There When You Start.

It Always Bothers Me To See People Writing Rip When A Person Dies. It Just Feels So Insincere And Like A Cop Out. To Me, Rip Is The Microwave Dinner Of Posthumous Honours.