One More Drink And You're Dead. This

Some People Never Go Crazy, What Truly Horrible Lives They Must Live.

News Travels Fast In Places Where Nothing Much Ever Happens.

Purple Does Something Strange To Me

Death Is Not The Problem; Waiting Around For It Is.

And There I Was, 225 Pounds, Perpetually Lost And Confused, Short Legs, Ape-like Upper Body, All Chest, No Neck, Head Too Large, Blurred Eyes, Hair Uncombed, 6 Feet Of Geek, Waiting For Her.