One Key Lesson Of History Is That

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No Matter What Happens, Somebody Will Find A Way To Take It Too Seriously.

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When I Was A Kid, I Thought History Was The Most Boring Subject Of All. I Shouldn't Blame My Teachers; I Should Blame Me, But I'll Blame Them.